Needs sum help?

My name be bubba gump buts evrbody calls me big lip bubba gump fore short. i be here in collage at lsu playn futbal an i be a dooin perty gud. i is makin strait f_kin a's but da say dat my f_kin b's are stil a little bit crooked. evrbody bak home sho be proud of ole bubba. mah coach say dat i needs ta get me a tutor but i dont knows wut 1 is. ifn anydody know den please tel me.